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My baby and I ^.^ Zoom

My baby and I ^.^

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internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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quadrangledreality: lightningsshadow: paranoidandroid42: yes i’m a boy yes i play videogames ;] don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo wft boys don’t play videogames get back in the garage and fix my car. another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

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(Source: allison-chains)

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kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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(Source: trapbelly)

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i cybered on omegle today

  1. You: hi
  2. Stranger: hey
  3. You: wanna cyber
  4. Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  5. You: ya
  6. Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  7. You: i come into ur bedroom
  8. You: and ur sleeping
  9. You: and i crawl under your blanket
  10. Stranger: I'm still asleep
  11. You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  12. You: and u wake up and smile
  13. Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  14. You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  15. You: cutting off your penis
  16. Stranger: wait
  17. You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  18. Stranger: Then what...?
  19. You: I HATE YOU
  20. Stranger: I didn't cheat
  21. You: you bleed to death in your bed
  22. Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  23. You: nobody ever knows what happened
  24. You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  25. You: the end
  26. Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  27. You: not anymore faggot
  28. Your conversation partner has disconnected.
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myeightcents:

biberoni:

heartoffire:

mylittleferret:

manndyy:

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT

I need this on my blog again.

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This is gold!

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bonefield: I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

(Source: tankwang)

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taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

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(Source: goose2188)

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finalblessing:

will smith everybody

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aka-cats: sh4rki: Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone, he won’t eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, i dont know why and we’ve taken him to the vet to see if it’s a stomach problem on why he wasn’t eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you’re in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. He’ll wait till you’re seated and eating to start on his meal, it’s really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it. WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG Zoom

aka-cats:

sh4rki:

Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone, he won’t eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, i dont know why and we’ve taken him to the vet to see if it’s a stomach problem on why he wasn’t eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you’re in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. He’ll wait till you’re seated and eating to start on his meal, it’s really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it.

WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG

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dezultory:

mrschriskendall:

mrschriskendall:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

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why this got notes i’ll never know

need this in my city

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animalcrossover:

animalcrossingwii:

genocide-cat:

welcometodilltown:

topnotchtopshelf:

jeffcrossing:

animalcrossingwii:

tom nook starts reading
tom book

Tom goes fishing.

Tom Hook.

Tom Nook rips us off.

Tom Crook.

Tom Nook plays chess.

Tom Rook.

Tom Nook is a chef

Tom Cook

Tom Nook is in an earthquake

Tom Shook

Tom Nook has a telescope

Tom Look

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