SmashBroIV

My baby and I ^.^

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:43:12 -0400

My baby and I ^.^

internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:32:06 -0400

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:31:53 -0400

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

quadrangledreality: lightningsshadow: paranoidandroid42: yes...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:30:29 -0400

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:27:11 -0400

kuroenigma: echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:13:05 -0400

kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

i cybered on omegle today

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:56:37 -0400

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.

myeightcents: biberoni: heartoffire: mylittleferret: manndyy:...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:51:53 -0400

myeightcents:

biberoni:

heartoffire:

mylittleferret:

manndyy:

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT

I need this on my blog again.

This is gold!

bonefield: I love it when cats have this reaction to things,...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:50:34 -0400

bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah: Clever way of getting his...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:49:56 -0400

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr: thqys

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Sat, 18 May 2013 20:58:42 -0400

finalblessing: will smith everybody

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:10:57 -0400

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

aka-cats: sh4rki: Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:07:38 -0400

aka-cats:

sh4rki:

Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone, he won’t eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, i dont know why and we’ve taken him to the vet to see if it’s a stomach problem on why he wasn’t eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you’re in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. He’ll wait till you’re seated and eating to start on his meal, it’s really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it.

WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG

dezultory: mrschriskendall: mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:59:15 -0400

dezultory:

mrschriskendall:

mrschriskendall:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

why this got notes i’ll never know

need this in my city

animalcrossover: animalcrossingwii: genocide-cat: welcometodilltown: topnotchtopshelf: jeffcross...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:58:41 -0400

animalcrossover:

animalcrossingwii:

genocide-cat:

welcometodilltown:

topnotchtopshelf:

jeffcrossing:

animalcrossingwii:

tom nook starts reading
tom book

Tom goes fishing.

Tom Hook.

Tom Nook rips us off.

Tom Crook.

Tom Nook plays chess.

Tom Rook.

Tom Nook is a chef

Tom Cook

Tom Nook is in an earthquake

Tom Shook

Tom Nook has a telescope

Tom Look

cosmicglitch: magiciangaming: kaicrossing: The Able Sisters take up carpentry the Table...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:57:46 -0400

cosmicglitch:

magiciangaming:

kaicrossing:

The Able Sisters take up carpentry

the Table sisters

The Able Sisters become storytellers.

The Fable Sisters.

The Able Sisters become electricians.

The Cable Sisters.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 15:56:24 -0400

fma-11: TLS

Sat, 18 May 2013 03:42:39 -0400

fma-11:

TLS

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Thu, 16 May 2013 17:36:50 -0400

youreouttayourtree: ladies dont start fights, but they can...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:36:22 -0400

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.